Nope, Still Not Dead. But Thanks for Asking...

I first found this website about a year or two ago:

http://www.isxdead.com/person/170274/Dave%20Michael%20Beaudrie

I am very amused by this.

To clear the air: I was not born in 1991. (But thanks for the compliment, I suppose...)

I have not, in fact, had any kind of lasting impact on popular culture. (But thanks for the compliment, I suppose...)

I am not famous. (But thanks for the...ah, to hell with it...)

And to the apparently 200 people who believed otherwise (though I find it hard to believe more than 5 actual living people walking on this Earth actually ever clicked on this voting option) I am not actually dead.

Thanks for playing. Better luck next time.