So, I'm playing "Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga" for the first time on the 360, because I'm an adult who leads an awesome life. However, I was expecting some sort of tutorial about how to actually play the game upon starting it up. (Manuals? Those are SO 1980s...)

No go. I find myself in the Mos Eisley Cantina with no clue on what to do or how to do it. I start randomly hitting buttons, and a lightsaber appears in my hand. (I am Lego Liam Neeson, and I apparently have a particular set of skills...)

So far, so good...

With no idea of what else to do, I start hitting more buttons and simply slaughter everyone in the Cantina around me. As a result, some Lego-ites start shooting at me. That's okay. They're dead too.

I feel like this kind of makes me an awful person. Liam has joined the Dark Side.

Good thing the Cantina contains the most wretched hive of scum and villainy...

Time to read the manual...